actuallygrimes:

if life isn’t some kind of divine miracle its the luckiest natural accident ever or i guess some kind of strange inevitable byproduct of infinity

(and/ or the matrix)

……………despite everything horrific that happens every day i still think the human experience is better than there never being any experience of anything 

 

actuallygrimes:

Nietzsche had it right

trillow:

let me just slip into something more… comfortable *slips into bed* why are you still here

(via the-metal-kettle)

I’m tired of having boobs

is there a way to temporarily turn them off

Anonymous: secret: i don't like mushrooms shhh

me neither, anon, me neither…… expect if they’re in soup. mushroom soup. I love it.

aw

i’m hungry now.

does anyone want to tell me secrets?

jättikokoinen lemmikkihaikara olis kanssa kiva……….. sellainen joka olis tarpeeksi iso kantamaan mua

I want a pet bear

I have studied swedish for years more than I have studied english and here I am now, complaining about my swedish exam to people.. in english?? why can’t it be the opposite, where’s logic and why can’t I be good in swedish (preferably without having to do work)