I bought The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides because The Virgin Suicides and Middlesex were both really good so I thought it would be too but it’s not?? I’ve read 200 pages and it’s just bad and mostly dumb and I still have no idea why I should care about anything that is going on at all.
My family is watching Eurovision in the next room and I can’t tumblr savior real life
I slept for 12 hours and brewed myself a liter of green tea for late breakfast just because I can
one and twelve are good numbers aren’t they
I feel lucky and restless today
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
because she’s a fucking badass and doesn’t need a man to protect her or take care of her.
SHE CHASED OFF THE PATRON-MINETTE I MEAN????